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Man, all of these amateur puppets are making me sad that they don't have any Manger Babies. Now that was grade-A Christian puppetry.

Well, when I saw PA3 on the big screen with a huge crowd, people were actually laughing at the on-screen stupidity. And when your ghost starts behaving like a grade school bully, it's hard not to.

Hey, did anyone else get a bit of Pan's Labyrinth deja vu when Sarah killed Ryker while delivering a little speech/line about how Molly will never even know he exited? I doubt it was intentional, but it was still a nice moment.

You have to wonder who's dumber: B + B or Todd, who looked at them & thought "Well, clearly this duo is smart enough to help me avoid doing time, & will fully comply with me!" Although to be fair, that goes for a lot of characters as well. =P

I honestly waited all season hoping they would rip on 3OH!3, largely because they always seem like the result of some douchebag's horrible attempt to remake B + B as some sort of hipster abomination. And B + B did not disappoint.

Well, looks like every other commentor here is a friggin' Grinch…Which is bizarrely appropriate, but still, coal for all or you.

And yet sadly, we still don't have real-life equivalents of The Night the Reindeer Died or Bob Goulet's Old-Fashioned Cajun Christmas. Shame on us.

Don't forget the Blade II soundtrack, which adds the hip-hop/electronica collab link to complete the trio of Spawn's metal/electronica collabs & Judgement Night's hip-hop/metal collabs.

I loved their UFC commentary as well…And now I truly believe that if you knock someone out on a Dave & Buster's logo, you should get free cheese sticks (preferably for life). Beats the crap out of what those furniture stores do at baseball games.

"Butt-Head is still a hormonal, borderline illiterate menace to no one, but he’s also become quite the eloquent armchair critic in an era of pop-culture know-it-alls."

Well, the president endorses them, so I say f*** it, they're allowed to shoot whatever the hell they want with cannons.

I watched this special so damn much as a kid that my parents actually had to hide the tape of it from me. That is how awesome it was. Thank you, Myles, for bringing back those memories.

Season 21, "Once Upon a Time in Springfield", Princess Penelope, aaaand looking at the description, they actually made it vague as to whether he gets married or not. Still, annoying.

So Dan remembered Krusty's third nipple & cattle skull birthmark…But not the fact that he's supposed to be married.

I think Jay's issues stem from the fact that he's just disappointed about the lack of creativity from Hollywood studios, as well as their pandering to the lowest common denominator.

Actually, EGM was shut down in 2009, not five years ago…And then they came BACK & started publishing again in 2010. I still have the latest issue here with me. =P

Well, we may as well begin suggesting what movies B&B should begin reviewing for "Cinema Classics". I hereby suggest the all-time masterpiece of our generation…Shoot 'Em Up.

One of my favorite moments was actually a silent one…It's when "Gandalf" from the True Life bit is talking to some other guy about clams, & they just cut back to Butt-Head staring at Beavis, as if he's just so confused as the rest of us that it made him speechless.

That's be awesome to see, but zeppomarxist makes a good point. I would, however, like to see an article about the Real Ghostbusters episode where they go back in time & accidentally capture the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, & Future.

The only two things that bug me about Rudolph: