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I should point out Calvinball is made even more complex & awesome because of its secret second rule: The game can never be played the same way twice.

One little thing I especially liked: Phil working in a plug for his Aspirin Gun in his Head-Scratcher commercial.

Franklin: Well, he won't get the silverware. I've glued it to the ceiling!
Jay: …Um, dad, I understand the silverware, but why is the dog up there?
Franklin: You understand the silverware? *laughs* Koo-koo!

I almost forgot…Did anyone notice the name of the tech support company was Co-Techs? Figures that this is the closest the duo will get to some vag.

So the man behind what the duo declared the best video ever ("No Money Down"), & the band worthy enough to be proudly displayed on their t-shirts, doing a video for the year's biggest clusterf***? HELLZ YES WE NEED TO SEE THEIR REACTION TO THAT.

Unless we need to ask if this is a god dam or not.

Wait, so does this mean that if I kill Jeff, I get the ivory hairpiece?

No, I only save my spoken fucks for emergencies.

Okay, now let's just list off newer music videos that Beavis & Butt-Head need to see…

Because just like all the other B&B video bits, they re-use previous animation. Granted, the fact that they're re-using ten-year old animation at the moment is kind of jarring, but f*** it, the funny cancels it all out.

Gad, that was a good bit as well. Thank god B&B allow me to now both experience & mock the crappiness of these shows without having to actually watch them.

Beavis says he kind of likes Katy Perry's "Firework"…Because he uses it as an anthem for jackass stupidity.

I know, that parody was just dumb & completely out of place. Hell, I'm pretty sure that writers just took a segment from one of their non-Halloween "anthology" episodes (which are even worse), slapped a radioactive spider in it two-thirds of the way through, & called it a night.

This all makes sense if the FBI is handled by the same organization as the one in Metalocalypse. Gotta make sure they don't go overboard on the c-c-c-cocaine so they can still be used as double agents.

Sadly, you ended up being one comment too late.

"Well Beavis, it's like, if they didn't have a part of the song that sucked, then it's like, then the other part wouldn't be as cool."

As someone else who has Asperger's Syndrome, the fact Abed was the only sane one brought a humongous smile to my face.

I love how it was sort of the opposite of "Chaos Theory": That episode focused on stories where a character was taken out of the situation, & then there's this week, when each one is in complete control of the situation.

Okay, time to vote: Who had the best story?

The second I saw the Good Witch-style dress in the costume store window, front & center, I made the natural assumption that Randy would be putting it on, sneaking onto the stage, & causing havoc.