This cannot get enough stars. 

“That’s not like him...” they say.

They should blame the real culprit responsible for taking far too many innocent lives: puke.

I think the ad placement says more about you than about the site.  I got lady’s swimwear ads.

“....and a horrible way to go.”

LOL, mine’s for Lane Bryant! WTF? I am neither plus-size nor a woman. So I hesitate slightly before accusing you of being an alcoholic, but only slightly!

What a fucking shame, and a horrible way to go.    Also, pretty fucking tasteless to have an ad for Jack Daniels in the middle of the article.   I know you don’t have control over that, but let your soul sucking bosses know.

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

There’s an Irish pub in Houston called Kenneally’s that has an awesome corned beef pizza. It’s pretty much done in the style you described.

“You know that coach should be over there, on him, like, ‘Look, come on, you can’t do that.’ Is that the Cardinal Way?”

+One-Hitter

“I was walking by a dry cleaner at 3 a.m., and it said, ‘Sorry, we’re closed.’ You don’t have to be sorry. It’s 3 a.m., and you’re a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I’m not gonna walk by at 10 a.m. and say ‘Hey, I walked by at 3, you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology.…

God hates the Cardinals.

Fuck the Cardinals. Also, damnit Samer, please stop posting their record. I don’t want to know that STL is above .500! I want to imagine Cardinals fans crying into their moobs and Big Macs in between trying to see their penis!

He’s made bolder claims: