Forgot one record: Largest golf payout for Sweden since Elin’s divorce settlement.

Now all we need is a first baseman who can hit over .200 and strike out fewer than 200 times. Too early to tell with Reed, but I am afraid that he is another Jon Singleton.

Wotcher Harry is still out in these streets.

You’d think this joke would have become boring or tedious by about the nineteenth or twentieth iteration.

It really is quite sad; it wasn’t long ago that righties were afraid to throw anything at Howard.

I always look forward to a Cardinals loss, but you have made it more satisfying. I imagine a long losing streak and you weeping uncontrollably while blaming officials. Kind of like a baby throwing a tantrum. A big, dumb, racist baby.

I think that we all deserve an apology for that comment.

The same reason that a blog would ask you to sign up for a newsletter for content?

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