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Slut Panic
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6h
10

I mean, is it really that outrageous for the ex-wife to want to continue to live in the Miami mansion even if she got married to another guy and bought a million dollar condo in Las Vegas? And sure, it does appear like she is extorting Collins, but again maybe Phil shouldn’t have told his wife things if he didn’t want Read more

8h
3

I guess I can stop reading Takeout comments today, because I can’t see any other topping this one-

9h
6

Getting a tortilla with a bowl for the same price as a burrito which is conceptually the same thing isn’t “appalling.” That Chipotle does incur extra cost from additional bowl fillings and a bowl and this charges $0.25 isn’t “appalling” either. Nothing about this is altogether remarkable. 

9h
6

Yeah, why would anyone expect to get a tortilla when they just spent $12 on what might generously be $4 worth of burrito components?

10h
9

When I started counting calories to lose weight I found the burrito sized tortilla was 320 calories! Since then, I don’t miss it when I order a burrito bowl.

Oct 19
15

Needs a pack of Parliaments and Dropkick Murphys blaring on an iPod from 2008.

Oct 15
36

Being 14 is hard enough as it is, but add to that being in the public eye and realizing you are the son of two despicable human beings. That’s enough to make anyone look miserable. 

Oct 15
126

My Barron. My freakishly tall Barron. He’s very tall. And immune. My immune Barron. He’s very immune. Like me, and Melania. We’re all very immune.

Oct 15
63

trump is more like 5'10" or less. I know his reported height is 6'2" or something, but even if that was true at some point (I doubt that, the man lies about everything compulsively) it isn’t true anymore. Dude’s in his seventies, its very normal and expected to lose some height over the years. He clearly wears lifts, Read more

Oct 15
45

And he’s only 14! He’s still got at least one more big growth spurt in him, statistically speaking. Let’s hope he doesn’t adopt the same centaur stance as his vain idiot father, or he’ll topple like a tree every time he stands up.

Oct 15
55

Trump is 6'1" at best. Look at photos from the 2016 debates where he’s standing next to Jeb Bush. Bush is 6'3" and is easily at least 2" taller than Trump even with his poofy hair. Comey is slouching in this photo.