I was a little thrown by that one as well... seriously Drew. Figure out how to make a hamburger, man.

I legitimately can’t tell the difference between the Cardinals and the Chiefs. I can’t remember which one Travis Kelce plays for, which one David Johnson plays for... I can’t even tell the difference between Bruce Arians and Andy Reid. Each of these teams is a facsimile of the other, as far as my pudding-brain can…

But this season, Markakis has magically shown everybody something different after a dozen years in the league.... So, what the hell happened to suddenly make Markakis a key player on a pennant contender? 

I’m confused. Aren’t they supposed to be apologizing a lot?

Having visited multiple locations of Beef O’Brady’s in Texas, allow me to confirm: It’s trash, the food is trash, and the only reason my uncle liked eating there was because nobody else was ever there.

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How about “very fine people” [on both sides?]

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When I managed at a fence supply yard I created the ID10T form for people like this. Sign it, then we’ll load it, and we won’t accept any responsibility for what happens afterwards. I had a guy load a 30' chain link cantilevered gate onto a ten foot trailer. It hovered about 6" over his cab in the front and 4" off the…

The actual written rules of the game should be ignored in favor of rules that don’t actually exist. That’s a bold take.

“Infinite” sounds like a MMO or “Shared World” or whatever. Say it ain’t so!

I’m 6'4" 270lbs. There’s no way he is 6'4" 240lbs.

Update: He signed with the Browns.

Nah, JJ Watt would play it clean. Give me Ndamukong Suh in there.

A summary, by paragraph: 

1. The world is changing.

Exception: Dom Cosentino writes majority excellent articles. There are a few fluff pieces, but his longer articles really get into research and analysis.

Counterpoint: No, they probably wouldn’t.

You seem like a kind, genuine person with a lot of friends who like and respect you.

I absolutely think that I got more for my money when I purchased Skyrim than when I went to watch Interstellar. It’s a large part of why I play games more than I watch films. I don’t consider it the only factor - sometimes I still go to the theater, or a concert, or a sporting event or what have you. I loved The…

Rodeos are weird, man.