Depends, how sharp are your teeth and fingernails?

pretty tough, unless they were armed.

Our bodies are not built to fight large cats. We have thin skin that doesn’t do a good job protecting our vitals from large claws and huge teeth. We’re good at problem solving and throwing things, and we’re built to do some physical things quite well, but fighting large cats and bears is not what we excel at.

Mushrooms are slimy sponges that taste like dirt. They’re not even plants. They belong in the trash.

“Now is not the time” my fucking big fat pale ass.

Partly it’s superstition...

I’m a sport / target shooter (not a hunter). I would so very gladly give up my guns if the government could magically get all the guns out of everyone’s hands (except police / military). But seeing as how that genie doesn’t seem like it is ever going back in the bottle, the next most logical (to me) step is to…

humans are broken and you can buy guns at 7-Eleven

You can tell what he wanted to say, but it’s like he knew that with his team’s fanbase (and I say this as a Texan and an Astros fan) that he couldn’t go too far.

Nightly news in America these days....

Texas pro sports coaches > Congress

Sadly, he will probably end up the target of death threats because of these remarks. Because he’s right, and for a huge swath of our population, that is an existential threat. Which means that this is America’s normal now, and for the foreseeable future.

and for some reason, his statement that something should be done to prevent these incidents will be considered controversial.

I eat the filter for the fiber.

It’s not my fault that his scaled won’t read high enough.

Shoot, I’m thinking about lunch at 11 PM the day before.... For some reason or another the doctor says I need to lose weight....

I am happy if I don’t eat my lunch by 10:30am

Catapult those mushrooms into outer space and I’ll try it.

Is 11 really too early to think about lunch?

Knowing cats, when presented with the options, Achilles will run to another room and barf on the carpet and then hide under something for a few hours.