Counter-counterpoint: Flock of Seagulls

I had a professor who always used to say that you shouldn’t do coke at work because it turned you into a twitchy mess, and you should do heroin instead. Or maybe it was the other way around. I can never remember so I always do both just in case.

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Come On You Sexists

Yep, she’s trying to keep things from escalating.

The only thing that man loves is himself. And I mean it when I say ‘thing’.

How else can we expect Spurs fans to find the silverware?

don’t talk about my girlfriend like that.

Will she be home tomorrow afternoon? I might be in the area.

See ex: how Kansas dodges Wichita State like a GOP senator dodging reporters.

When you are fouling a player in full flight, you don’t push him, you grab him. That’s intentional fouling 101.

So is anyone here surprised that this this kid, whose name is Nathan Rempe, is a Trump supporter who posted all kinds of racist shit about the NFL protests?

I’m pretty sure you’re allowed to do that in Kansas if the guy you foul is black.

Don’t know why there’s much mystery about whether a kid like that to get ejected. Seems like a pretty black and white situation.

punch a drunk fan at the stadium because he said :Your mother’s a whore!”

This is mediocre Kinja.

Honestly he shouldn’t have dressed in those sexy shorts if he didn’t want that kind of attention.

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

I mean, he did buy an Italian soccer team.

Works for institution of higher Learning, capitalizes Random words like a 17th-century Scribe.