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Who would have thought that being an Onion Headline Writer would become one of the most difficult jobs in the world in 2017.

Enh, exactly what you’d expect from someone married to a left winger.

Trump: /gets confirmation that it was, in fact, at least 7,000 Big Macs ago

“I have no memory of that, that was at least 7,000 Big Macs ago”

What fake news. Everyone knows that during the two years Luc played on Broadway, Trump was too busy to cheat on his wife with random women because he was cheating on her with his future wife that he’d cheat on with his next wife after that.

To be fair, he usually just hangs around The My Little Pony section at Wal-Mart...

Chris Reeve broke his neck on a horse, but this fuckin’ guy’s probably glued to that saddle. Dammit.

To be fair, he usually just hangs around the Ponies

Lets get your stupidity out there for the masses to see, you ignorant cunt.

Because ”responsibly” has been the missing ingredient up to this point.

Outside mag, back again
Bout to stick it to the Secretary of In...

In fairness to Zinke, that’s not a skill he’ll need in 10-12 years, when there are no more rivers.

Only problem with that plan is then by the end of the 3rd quarter they would be playing 7 on 9 football.

Van Gogh to the hospital immediately!!!

Someone else could have died after a legitimate accident all because the department was tied up helping the world’s biggest idiot avoid a Darwin award.

Just so we’re clear...you don’t want YouTube controlling what you can and can’t see, but you want there to be a law defining what Fire Departments can and can’t say?

They were tied up from someone who could have been in genuine harm that wasn’t of their own doing.

That’s your take? A guy voluntarily sticks his head in a microwave, fills it with an expanding, hardening substance, and then films it with the intention of profiting from it... and you come away from all of that saying that the FIRE DEPARTMENT should be ashamed of themselves for calling out his idiocy?