The great combo of experience of a lifetime and presumably pants-shitting terror.

Hey Guys,

We opted for the plastic sets 10-12 years ago, and they actually held up well. We still have them, because I wasn’t getting rid of all that. I mean, really, all the late hours I spent setting those tracks up (“the boys are going to love it if I can use every single piece again.”), I’m never getting rid of those sets.

Literate people in Iowa? Fake news.

Patrick Ewwwwing amirite?

Honestly, this is even better.

I wish my dad had been told there was a trick for this. Could have saved me a lot of surgeries.

She probably should rule us. Clearly she has more self-control than the current White House occupant.

Even better than Josh Imatorbhebhe

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

Mazel Tov! Today you become a Man, devoted to the Jets, so sorry I guess.

LeBatard said something this morning that stuck with me: We’re fast approaching a point where Alex Rodriguez will be more well liked than Derek Jeter. Who saw that coming?

But you should have seen the gift casket he sent!

When he decided to sell the car, he should have Cena lawsuit coming.

Listen, I’m just throwing this out there, but Malcolm Jenkins is also a Papa John’s franchisee. I’m not into conspiracies but between John, Jerry and now Malcolm? We got ourselves a new Pizzagate.

That’s why I always sit in the back of the plane. The mountains are in the front.

Obviously such a thing wouldn’t be required, but an option. Comparing this to the holocaust is ridiculous and demeans what those people went through.

Quantity was not the feature that made those tattoos reprehensible. This is a bad take.

A standardized tattoo would be a really good idea, maybe with some sort of identifier that you could add to help point to whatever record you have filed with the state. Make the design available to tattoo artists and the public, along with a note that it will be considered gospel if you end up at the hospital. No more…