If I had 10,000 Beanie Babies in a rubbermaid tub, I could sell them right now on eBay or Craigslist or a flea market for ~$100 in USD, extract my cash and dump it into a checking account and literally have $100. It’s not like my money is trapped in Beanie Babies or even in plush collectables.

Bitcoins value is based purely on idiots speculating, people buying black market goods like child porn, and Russian hackers holding data for ransom.

You’ll be whistling a different tune when the dollar collapses.

i, likewise, demand answers for why the packers haven’t been as good since rodgers got hurt. i’m not saying obama’s behind all this, but i’m also not not saying obama’s behind this.

Dak was exposed in the 1st Philly game last year, Vikes, and Giants. Focus on the run and make him beat you through the air with his arm. He can’t do it, his accuracy is shit and he has no confidence because of it. The message just got out to other teams this year.

TLDR; being a tennessee fan is the worst. i haven’t put this many words together in one sitting in a long time...i apologize for the length and my shitty writing. i just feel like this needs to be shared, lol.

Stuff like this explains the flaccid stock price.

Cool. Expect commissioner Jerry Jones to have 2 Thursday night games a week next year. 3 if these ungrateful assholes don’t stop disrespecting our troops.

This happens to a Liverpool scout every single time they’re looking for a defender.

They Falwell within the recommended guidelines.

The fact any school in Mississippi is accredited should call into question the integrity of the organization.

UNC: “Oh that. We just said that to close the NCAA investigation! We really did what we told you the first time promise.”

Accreditor closes investigation, NCAA reopens.

“Oh that. We just said that to get out of trouble with the accreditor!”

Dammit! You really hurt me. Are you even Canadian? I want my nude pics back.

It would be so funny to hear a female ask a question about the Titanic.

I’m conflicted. One one hand, that was the coolest shit I’ve ever seen. On the other, those players kneeling during a foofy pregame ritual was deeply upsetting.

My toddler promised me it was apple juice. And naps are wonderful, but unfortunately I’m busy yelling at an Arby’s for Pepsi to bring back the Clear Coke.

Here’s the funny thing about the “rights” our military goes overseas to defend (honestly, not sure if anyone in our all-volunteer force has actually done anything to “defend” America, other than hunt down and kill bin Laden, in recent decades): We like to say that they are defending our rights, but as soon as someone…

Don’t disrespect the military, because of what the police are doing.

I didn’t try to shoehorn anything into shit. You’re the idiot who keeps on insisting that the National Anthem somehow means more to the military than anybody else who is a citizen. Again, credulous dullards are credulous.

What the words are or why it was written doesn’t change the fact that it’s not a fucking military anthem. It’s called the National Anthem for a reason. Only credulous dullards believe it somehow stands MORE for service members than civilians citizens.