I don’t know, the male lions stay home and sleep all day, while the female lions do all the hunting, sound like USA soccer to me.

Zlatan thinks that Michael Bradley comparing himself to a lion is an insult to Zlatan.

+1 auto-play video that i want to light on fire oh shit now i’ve scrolled to a different article i guess

Also, Lalas has always been more goat than sheep.

“Everybody has a platform to fire off a hot take whenever they want.”

thanks for reading!

This is just Texas. Let he who is without sin cast the first 75mm shell.

If I had to guess, the team technician needed an allen wrench to tighten it. And as literally anyone can attest, you can NEVER find your fucking allen wrench set the one time a year you need it.

Typical fucking cunt Russians. Hope we can go to war and bathe in these fuckers’ blood. Fucking vermin parasites all of them.

Still somehow less annoying than vuvuzelas.

Aaaaaaand that’s how you get a stadium ban for the rest of the group stage

I like big boats and I can not lie
You other boaters can’t deny
That when a yacht flows in with an itty bitty prow
And a round stern in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough...

If I may join the party...

Priest started dancing with family

Give Kelly credit. It’s been almost seven years since any Notre Dame students have needlessly died under his watch.

Only the Rams could put 46 points on the board and still manage to punt five times in a game.

When you’re parent’s were the last two on Earth, I feel like the social stigma behind incest would fade... just like in Missouri.

The couple, who tied the knot in November 2008

For the love of god, just switch to anal.