That’s what you came here to post? I assume it sounded much snarkier in your head before you actually typed it out.

It’s almost as if all these liberal glory boys don’t trust esteemed meteorologist/expired prescription receptacle Rush Limbaugh.

So your theory rests on the idea that these police officers cleared the area but somehow missed Bennett when they were doing so? Interesting.

Yeah, it’s totally suspicious when you respond to a call about gunshots and find people running away and ducking behind cover.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

Jr. also said he feels terrible about hitting a complete stranger but he thought she was his mother.

Sadio Mane could use some exposure to the world stage.

Alabama fan Charles Jr claimed he was only sticking up for Uncle Dad.

Well, we’ll have the nicest stadium in the Championship!

Next step: get MLB to nullify and reschedule all 3300 games Angel Hernandez has ever been a part of

I’m stretching out for a nice relegation tango.

“And like West Ham, they fade and die”!

How fucking corrupt do you have to be to get banned by FIFA?! That’s like being too fat for KFC.

“I’m forever blowing bubbles...”

For Cheikhou Kouyate’s sake, I hope Senegal qualify.

Cop here. I’ll chime in. The video itself isn’t helpful, other than proving that Bennett was detained and handcuffed. Unfortunately, we don’t have the video of what lead up to it. We could see if the officer was a complete asshole (certainly possible) or if Bennett is lying (also possible). I don’t know any of the…

With his weapon drawn and pointed at a man face down on the ground and handcuffed. Truly our officers are so brave!

I know it’s pretty cliche at this point, but remember everyone, if the police ask you to do something, make sure you’re not a large black male.

I don’t even know why he’s DMing her. Everybody knows he’s a catcher.