Battling it out with West Ham for 5th.

Anywhere from first to sixth, but probably somewhere just below Arsenal in the standings just because Tottenham

*eyes widen. Monocle drops into teacup.*

Still more packed than a Sunday afternoon at Great American.

If only Mac made the judo team, and Charlie and Frank were finally successful in their letter writing campaign to get rat bashing admitted as an Olympic event...

I couldn’t get over how much Efimova looked like Sweet Dee.

Endorsements? If Lilly King had won this medal without all this controversy, nobody would remember her name by Thursday. By speaking out like this and shit talking the Ruskie, she’s made her event a massive storyline and grown her legend. Her endorsement potential has absolutely skyrocketed.

Mentions of dignity and braggadocia, definitely the world’s most literate Cardinal fan.

You’ll want to mute the video IMMEDIATELY

Let’s be honest, it was never really ours to begin with.
Good bears.

What time does your TV show air?

Even if we ignore the blatant racism inherent in your comment, over half of the programs you mentioned are complete jokes when it comes to football. If Wake fucking Forest is loosening their academic requirements to recruit football players, they’re abjectly failing at it.

without preferential treatment those schools would be predominantly asian

Flip-side, forcing black athletes to work for old white guys for free seems right up their alley, no?

Let’s see that from a different angle so we can check to see if the fan is wearing a shit Skyline-eating grin.

“Somebody please get me the fuck out of [grabs shirt and reads] Cincinnati.”

“The Bahraini players seemed especially fond of trying to kick the Americans.”

Looks like he needs a nap after he ate the two toddlers who were playing in the pool.

You’re an idiot. Losing to the #1 team in the world in a competitive tournament? That’s expect if you’re #31.

You mean the US lost to the #1 team in the world lead by the greatest player playing today.