How do you reconcile those made up numbers with the fact that you’ve never made anyone horny

Where is “here”? Your mom’s basement?

O£¥MPI₵$, dawg

I get why Copa and Gold Cup are both every four years. That’s fine. There’s no reason to have the Gold Cup every two years, though, and at the same time as the Copa. Make it the same time as the Euros. Problem solved.

Are...you....?

“Other. Worldly. This is a display of pure brilliance that would make Aristotle blush. He truly is at the top of his-OH MY GOODNESS OH DEARY ME! HE’S BEEN SPUN FROM THE CHAIR!”

Spinning in office chair while imagining 75,000 people screaming and a British announcer yelling “look at this man go for it with abandon!”

NO YOU ARE A SHIT. YOU HEAR ME? A SHIT. I COULD WATCH THE U-S-OF-FUCKING-A WIN ANYTHING. WHAT’S THAT, THERE’S AN INTERNATIONAL TOURNAMENT FOR SPINNING IN OFFICE CHAIRS? STAR SPANGLED BANNER HELL YEAH. YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE SUCH A DOWNER ABOUT EVERYTHING NO ONE LIKES YOU AND YOU’RE STUPID I’M NOT EVEN…

This kills me to admit it, but Seattle SHOWED UP. That was legit crowd support.

So we shouldn’t even have entered? Thank you for being the guy who makes any success a lose/lose in this tournament.

I call this piece, “Intercourse with a Kardashian”

Sure it’s a strange coincidence that the van looks just like a fucking closet.

Can’t wait to see what the haters have to say about this meme.

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

See, there are things rednecks and rich assholes can enjoy together.

I don’t blame him. Last time someone made a trade and shook hands with an Icelander, they bankrupted half of Europe.

Eh, basketball players seem like ok fellas as a whole. And most hockey players are Canadian or Scandanavian which makes them more dull than, you know, prickish.