Did a bottle of vodka kill your puppy?

“In nine out of 10 cases, football fans go to games to fight, and that’s normal.”

If Pete Davidson can lose his dad in 9/11 and still find humor in it, then I think it is fair to say that ANYTHING can be funny.

Jeez, you don’t have to blow up at the guy

Let’s all respect the only person ever to witness tragedy.

I’m all for celebrating and making baseball fun again, this kid just kinda brought it on himself doubling and tripling down on the showboating. At what point is it OK to say this kid’s a jackass who deserves a smack in the mouth?

There are only about 1/2 as many Argentinians living in the US as Ecuadorians. I guess you might get a lot of Messi fans, but unless they travel in, I’d be surprised if Yanks are outnumbered by them.

Dude, I ’m sure we’d have been great friends when I was age 13-39 but alas I quit everything when my son was born. It’s for the best, some things are just more important.

Dude, I don’t drink, I’ve been married for 11 years and a parent for 7. “Fun” left the building a while ago for me.

Truth!

Is there going to be hugging now? I fucking hate hugging.

Shhh. You know rule #1.

Lonnnnnnnnnng ago I used to be a meter reader for the local power company, and there was NO ANIMAL, not dogs, not feral cats, not the captive 12 point buck I had to get past that one time, not even that goddamned wolf-dog hybrid, that I trusted less than fucking GEESE. I pepper sprayed and walloped more geese to make…

I thought it was a Jenner.

The last “switch” with so much awkward fallout involved Adrian Peterson.

Pictured: Radio Television Hong Kong HQ.

I’m more impressed by the street lamp that jumped in to save the van.

Yeah, it is. China is only about 30 feet away if you dig down but stupid suckers pay tons of money to fly there.

Stinkhole?

The Yard Goats played home games at Dodd Stadium in Norwich