And right on cue the El Tri fans start throwing shit on the field. Best fans in the world!

Oh please. Mexican fans don’t need any help there. They are arguably the most classless bunch in all of world football. They certainly have earned a spot at that table, so stop whining about people pointing out the obvious.

I save my biting criticism for Uruguay

What’s the problem? They’re all Mexicans.

Meh, they’re all Mexicans anyway.

- Trump Supporter

Need to be about 150 episodes long.

First time on deadspin?

You misunderstand me. I’m friends with a shark bite victim so it’s cool

This is just like the time when I broke my hand playing Golden Tee, while drunk at a bar. I eventually recovered physically, but the mental scars remained. Can’t tell you how many times I was asked to play. But I just couldn’t.

So Peter III gave Peter Jr. a bad case of Gonerilla?

I knew a fellow who probably would’ve chased the same dream, but unfortunately, he lost more than an arm.

Good thing this wasn’t the Nationals game. Baker would’ve gotten at least 92 pitches out of him. “Pitch your age dude. Them’s the rules around here. I don’t coddle dudes.”

Waldron would like to thank his strict regimen of stick and hoop for keeping him in such good shape.

I’m assuming no one was happier when the Mariners got rid of Ichiro.

Figures that he’d throw a sinker.

”Way too young.”

What’s so hard about a dude hitting a ball with a stick?..or some guy catching an egg shaped ball with his hands? I’m not trolling, I am just a complete fucking idiot

“I legit have no clue about soccer.” Nuff said.

Why bother when your mom does it so much better?

Maybe Dale Jr. is also a Hitler reference. Think about it.