Selig: “I’ll get you, your city and your little dog too”.

Willie Mays looks fuckin’ GREAT!

The 30-inch Zyla

If any of you are questioning whether this is safe for a baby, I am confident Zyla would tell us she died doing what she loved when she gains the power to speak in the next 2-3 years.

Searching for it...

THE Ohio Forklift

“Dammit! That’s the wrong one!”

It's also really high up on his head for some reason. It is usually lower down (towards the ear). He must have a weird growth pattern.

Is it for profit though? I assume it’s not. As long as the ticket funds go back into the museum or to a victim fund or the like, that’s fine. You can charge entry and still be nonprofit.

It’s a “hard” part, done with a straight razor or clippers. Usually they aren't THAT wide.

I would support a federal subsidy should the museum ever find itself unsustainable financially. Once subsidized, remove the entrance fee.

The pitch and its aftermath horrified both spectators in attendance.

Guess this was one joke that just didn’t land.

“I’m not Batman.” Hmmm...sounds suspiciously like something someone would say if they were trying to hide the fact that they are Batman.

My fellow crackers learn the dangers of invisible basketball! This is like the day I had to tell my fellow men of heft that slip and slides and go pros are only going to make us look bad.

She was actually awarded no points for the kicks. She got three points for just embarrassing that other kid. It’s a moral victory.

Ref: “No kicks to the face”
Child: Immediately kicks the other child in the face.
Ref: “Three points!”

Bears.

No, that’s not actually the case. States don’t have a “formula” for what you pay, especially in situations with folks with large incomes. This is exactly why you should have an attorney who is well versed in child support law.

Well, you’re clearly the exception. With your brilliant analysis and clear, thoughtful and precise writing you could clearly represent yourself in the most complex of cases!