Broke it open for Sevilla apparently

and injuring himself

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

Cool Story Bro: Was at a Bed Bath and Beyond in Houston several years ago, and out of the corner of my eye, this ball goes bouncing down the aisle, quickly followed by what I could only assume at the time was an alien spacecraft, a giant silvery blur. A few seconds later, Dikembe comes strolling back, ball in hand in…

IF the 76ers get the #1 pick NBA twitter gonna look like a Pete Carroll message board post.

Not a major international airport, but it does get flights from Canada, Bermuda, and the Bahamas. Passengers are pre-screened by TSA at the departing airport.

Midway IS the rinky-dinky airport for Chicago.

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And worst of all, they’re almost all made in China.

And believe me, they’re just terrible fucking lays.

Pandas are the animal equivalent of that kid in school who was always smelling his fingers and calling the teacher “Mom".

I hear Somalia is affordable.

“The Bradenton area is home to some of the most beautiful beaches in the WORLD”

I believe the appropriate acronym is for “Value Over Replacement Generic All-System Management”.

This is the slogan for my new Chicago Bears themed gay bar.

No, it doesn’t. Pointing out “here’s a cool play from a minor league baseball game” is a vastly different way of writing than, “Kamara must be a monumental shithead if he is that good (in MLS)...”

It’s a tough call as to who is more easily offended by Screamer coverage, MLS fans, Tottenham fans, or Real Madrid fans.

Do all soccer/football articles in other countries constantly discuss the relative merits of their league?

Matches like this one are what is going to draw more and more Americans into the Premier League (and international soccer in general, all due respect, MLS). I became a West Ham fan a couple of years ago when a die-hard fan and expat married into the family. And yesterday was just so freaking spectacular and fun and…

I appreciate urinalysis …