Care to name-drop the college where the play isn’t so SENSATIVE?

Bad, very bad, kinja.

Pablo Sansabelt.

“My belt holds up my pants. My pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the fuck’s really going on down there? Who is the real hero?”
- Mitch Hedberg

Way to go, Tyler. A white male in this country finally gets a break due to his family connections rather than talent or experience, and he goes out and fucks it up almost immediately. This is why we never get anywhere.

Call him a “kid” all you want, but the young man has learned the game thanks to a parent who surrounded him with some of the best players in the country. That’s why I’m so excited about Louisiana Tech’s new baseball manager, Drake LaRoche.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

“Success” and “guaranteed” do not belong in the same sentence when referring to the Chicago Cubs.

Your grandaddy drank a lot, didn’t he?

MLB then thought it would be a great idea to tweet about the inside the park home run that occurred because of the injury.

Youre better off leavimg it alone since the deduction would be minimal at best and your audit risk would skyrocket. because of the minimal use of the room and the price your paying ( i assume rent is under 50% of your net pay) it would be more trouble than its worth.

What about the weapons I contributed to the IRA? Oh wait, wrong IRA... Forget I mentioned it.

Fire it right between the shoulder blades. Shit, now it is a written rule.

Next up:

Re: the work space thing, yeah, a few of my friends were audited after trying to claim a second bedroom as an office. They all talked it up during a happy hour, apparently thinking they knew the rules well enough to claim it, and each were audited at the same time.

If the Yankees lose and nobody’s there to see it, does it really happen?

He’s gone through more ligaments than gloves.

He is fantastic on FIFA 16 as well. I love dissecting the defense and bombing away from absurd distances only to watch my son’s hopes for a win crumble as I stand victorious while shouting “Ellllll Shaaaaaaarawyyyyyy” loud enough to assure at least a couple of the neighbors can name one player from Roma’s roster.…

“I don’t want to (start) the fight there by acting like a punk,” Maddon said. “I don’t want us to take a page out of ‘Major League’ and flamboyantly flip a bat after a long home run. I don’t want that at all, that has nothing to do with us ascending. I would even like to use this moment even for our minor-league guys…

The first approach to the problem of making baseball fun again was in 1929 when the end of prohibition meant they could serve beer at games.