Well, it looks like he was the one...

Man that must be nice. Every member of the American Congress could be in these papers, with direct evidence to a list of illegal shenanigans and the WORST thing that would happen is they MIGHT get a verbal slap on the wrist.

I’m not surprised they're having this bad of a start. I’ve been suspicious ever since they hired that new GM. I mean, just look at this guy.

slugger Matt Adams

You think that’s bad? I have a $50/year subscription to your Rec League’s Kickball Network. Boy, you guys are hosers.

I never want this day to end. Never.

Because they're highly visible symbols that fans take very seriously. How is this so offensive to you?

Mmmmm cookies.... wait what?

Can someone tell me why the UK isn’t called the United Queendom? It’s 2016 people, let’s stop the sexism already.

So, now that you have today covered, I’m wondering, how do you suck the joy out of life on the other 364 days?

But getting the seeds out of the permagranate is such a pain in the ass.

Eh, I don’t think it was a bad year at the plate for him, judging by his waist size.

THREE stripes? My god. The game has changed.

Same formation and same tactics game after game would be a godsend for this team. Klinsy has a history of being inconsistent and vague about both.

Not to mention the Ottomans, French, English, Greeks, Arabs, Nubians, Persians, Hittites....

We Egyptians have never been humiliated before during our seven thousand years of civilisation.

U-23s were without Brooks, Yedlin, Wood, Zelalem, and Pulisic. Our U-20s just beat Colombia last year in the U-20 World Cup when we lost in PKs to the champions in the next round. Is our younger talent not all that great right now at certain levels? Sure. But even some of the best countries in the world don’t have…

Please God don’t let him go to Chelsea.

A BLUES JOKE WE’RE NOT THE ASS OF! HUZZAH!

COYI