[hyoo-mer or, often, yoo-]

I judge you as “fucking rad”.

Or maybe he was just totally adorable and she wanted to hold his hand. I would totally hold that dude’s hand.

The story clearly pointed out that they we Quebecois, so...

I like her, but what do I know? I still like Anne Hathaway.

IT IS TERRIBLE. It is an absolute garbage-phrase. It has no purpose and provides no value. 100% filler.

I am 100% LIVING for the way the one that looks like a potato (Khloe?)is talking shit about how it blows her mind that he wants to be so public. I’m all, “Wut?”

Day-walkers.

I wish!

Absolutley. There are ghost-gingers, chicken-gingers, ghost-chickens (AKA Spooky McNuggets,) false gingers (Madeline), beard-only gingers, ad infinitum...

Yeah, you probably don’t live somewhere where you can be murdered for having sex.

I know, right? There’s nothing worse than an impolite woman. /s

This is such a bullshit comment! I’m a dude and my genitalia is totally pink!

It’s clearly a buttplug.

Is writing a column about someone else’s column really writing? Or is it just Buzzfeed?

Even worse.

No, I think it’s because you’re all so deep and misunderstood and completely unique. </s>

I just don’t get how people can smoke weed. Or eat it. I smoked a ton when I was young, but now I’m an old and I hadn’t smoked it for like 20 years. I recently gave it a shot and I was DEBILITATED. It was a total bummer, because I had been looking forward to it, then I did it and was all, “Oh, this is terrible.”

What if you vaccinate your kids and then your house is stuck by a meteorite?

Oh, he should have expected it. And other people say it, so it’s OK!