Love this! I am surprised by how excited I am. I know a lot of people voted early and were encouraging as many people as possible to do so. I decided to wait until today, because it’s my birthday, and I’m so happy I did. It feels really wonderful to cast my ballot for the first woman president of this country. I think…

So hello dirt bag. I love you, but where did your sister tweet bear go. I am to old and set in my ways to actually do Twitter. Y’all where my hook up.

Natalie Maines is the greatest. I would genuinely love to hang out with her. She seems super cool & fun, not to mention super talented. Anyone else share this opine, or is it just me?

Seconding all of this.

no, we still are, it’s just not as blatant

Counterpoint : if you don’t read the comics, avoided the chatter and conjecture all summer and just watched the show last night, like I did, it was totally worth it.

No she didn’t.

I feel like Adichie’s stance is less “women must wear make up to be beautiful” and more “if you as an individual enjoy wearing make up, that is fine and in no way incongruous with feminism.” And I feel like the argument that women should not wear make up is anti-feminist, because it’s dismissing individual’s autonomy…

Baltimora’s Tarzan Boy? No? Just me then?

You know what happens when you use the term “cuck” as an insult? You look like a pathetic coward, because only someone who’s immersed themselves in the internet alt-right echo chamber and is afraid to go out and interact with real people think that term is the devastating barb you silly chucklefucks believe it to be.

This is an unpopular opinion, but I hope Rory has found someone else by now.

Pretty sure ass is the only thing I’ve ever eaten in the shower.

THERE IS A FUCKING DROUGHT, JESSICA.

Give him a break -- he only just started Rumspringa and hasn’t had time to shop!

Really? She’s worse than Dukakis? She’s worse than Kerry? She’s worse than her husband (who won twice)? No, she’s not. Never was and never will be. And, yeah, she’s better than Trump.

I’m sure deep down she really respects your need to remain morally pure.

actually its really really really easy.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.