I would 100% rather look at people’s pets than their kids. Even then, I’d still rather look at my own.

I Love Barba. Although, I can’t understand why his name is “beard” and he has no beard. (Don’t get it twisted, he could still get it, but he’d be unstoppable with a beard.)

So, I work in this industry in this area and stuff like this isn’t as uncommon as you’d hope it would be. I have dealt with at least two companies over the past few years that have had to let researchers go for falsifying data. The last one was already in Phase 2 clinicals when they realized that their product was…

The think I don’t understand most is why he’s swimming in a tank-top.

I went right to Black Flag

Every time I see it, I just sort of shake my head and think, “Aw, she tried.”

I prefer a nice coulotte.

I don’t think you have a really clear idea what goes on in places like this.

What you did there. I see it.

English, like any living language, is in a perpetual state of change. We create words all the time. Yes, some of those words are stupid as fuck. They are still words though.

I’m kinda “so what” on both of those.

Slut-shame much?

You need to re-examine your diet, because this is not a healthy color for poops to be.

Yes. 100% top three. Would bang like a tin drum.

I literally give none fucks about the difference between “party” the noun and “party” the verb. I give fucks about the woo girls that rented a unit in my building and spent a couple hours on the roof wooing about how they were gonna GO TO THE CASTRO! WOO! Then, how they WERE GOING TO GO TO A GAY BAR! OMG, GAY GUYS ARE…

I have the same pair of chinos in 5 different colors and 7 plaid shirts. They’re all from Banana Republic. Everything goes with everything else. I don’t even have to think about it. I just reach into the closet and I have clothes. I call it “B’nanimals”.

I know the answer to this one! It is, “None of your business. I said I didn’t want to take a picture with you. Drop it.”

One of the apartments in our 12-unit building is always being Air BnB’d. It fucking suuuuuuucks. There are strangers in and out all the time, people partying on the roof, cigarette butts everywhere, etc. It’s specifically prohibited in the lease, but I’m pretty sure they’re kicking money back to the property manager.

It’s the new name for Celebrity Jeopardy. Calm down.

Wrong, wrong, 100% wrong. As a dick haver who is also a dick lover, dick pics are pretty much my bread and butter. I’m like, “I’ve got a dick, you’ve got a dick, I’ll show you mine and you show me yours.” I like it. I like showing my dick and I like seeing new and interesting ones. Dicks are neat!