I’m game.

I think she’s trying to avoid the “Anne Hathaway Effect”. I call it that, because that’s the first time I really noticed it. America gets a new “it girl”, they become the very, very best of friends, then we grow weary of her, then decide that she’s “like, a total fake,” then we rip her apart and she has to go eat her…

But that’s not what she’s really talking about. The Accused was a story about a specific rape and the ensuing aftermath. That was the actual story. What she is addressing here is the trend of using the the idea “she was raped” as a substitute for any sort of nuanced character development. Instead of writing a…

No. You can’t just call out the jeans like they were in it by themselves. There was also the tucked in t-shirt and what the actual fuck with those shoes?

Oh, Jesus no. I actually really like a capella music, but Pentatonix feels like they should be working at Disneyworld for the rest of their lives.

Well, this just sucks. I mean, as an incredibly attractive person myself, it has never been an issue. That said, there has to be SOMETHING for the uggos to be successful at!

Oooooh! Jeans! I’d rather they pay you what you’re worth...

YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS! (Sorry, I just got so excited.)

Yeah, it’s generally just not a big deal. I did have one creepy as fuck experience one time that I will share because I’m hungover. (You don’t know my life.) I was on a flight, aisle seat. Middle seat was a kid, maybe 3 or four years old, old enough to have his own seat. His mom was at the window. As we are taxiing…

It this like The Sixth Sense, where I’m dead and don’t know it?

I’m the youngest of four. I used to hear my mom say these things to my sisters (who are both fucking awesome,) and one day, I asked her, “I wonder where they might have gotten that?” Strangely, I was invited to move out shortly after that, (at the age of 17.)

For me, I was probably 12 or 13? It was when I realized that I just didn’t need my thumb to hold down the other fingers. Also, as a gesture, its definitely stronger and more emphatic. Note the posture of the hand. Holding your thumb in, regardless of whether or not it is holding down your fingers, causes the hand to…

I have a theory. My theory is that they put Bob in the bottom just because they wanted to see that bitch work this song. Man oh man, they got what they paid for.

I think “poetess” is worse, because it just sounds so stupid. How about “poette”?

...but just for women.

I was just super surprised that Andy Cohen causing headaches is being treated as “news”. I mean, c’mon. Andy Cohen.

I dunno. Heroin feels pretty darned good and it’s not that great for you. (So I heard...)

I’m 100% Dougal/Murtaugh

And also, like, every other episode.

NOT SHADE