I thought Lou Holtz was dead. Disappointed to find out he’s not.

How many times has Lou Holtz been handcuffed and made to sit on a curb while they “figure things out”?

Nearly? Boomhauer is more intelligible.

Also, if he really hasn’t seen/heard/read why the players are protesting, then what the fuck was the point of the bullshit story about him and cops?

I hate to say it, but stick to sports Lou. Or, if you want to participate in the national discussion, do a modicum of leg work to understand what it is you’re talking about, you ignorant motherfucker.

I sprayed my computer with spittle just typing that

Why does it seem that the only people upset about this are old white people?

Forced out of jobs for lying and cheating at football, gets highly paid job to about football players’ character, though he’s nearly incomprehensible.

It’s amazing how much time these white coaches spend around young black men - probably more than most white people (outside of white bloggers, natch) - and yet they’ve developed zero empathy for them. It’s almost as though these white coaches are just exploiting these young black men for their own financial gain. It’s…

Putting aside for a second how mind-numbingly stupid that comparison is, there’s no way that story isn’t a lie, right?

“Well yeah, and then there was that time I was murdered for going thirty-seven in a thirty-five zone.”

This is actually a pretty good set up for a wonderfully made, relatable point. Imagine if you were being ticketed for coaching at Notre Dame. Now imagine every time you go out and drive your car, you’re at risk of being pulled over, simply because you coach at Notre Dame. Now imagine sometimes Notre Dame coaches are…

If he doesn’t know what they are protesting then why did he bring up the story about being unfairly ticketed by the police. He obviously knows. Maybe he’s too old to realize he comes off as a fool - or maybe he ain’t that bright.

Look, the televised media has solid track record of finding the most incoherent black man to interview for whatever local news segment they’re filming that day...this is just the white version of that.

That’s simply not true. Whataboutism is a big part of the test.

Let me just say, don’t have sex with a woman after eating a dozen suicide wings. I don’t care how many times you’ve washed your fingers.

He’s from Minnesota. Hot sauce for them is ketchup and black pepper.

I have a jar of hot sauce that is like 6,000,000 su. For reference, a jalepeno is about 5000. I had a buddy who bragged he could eat anything hot. So I coated a wing with just a wee little bit of it.