I guess Villanova doesn’t qualify as northeast. But Louisville does?

Said no one ever.

Nothing at all judgmental about a guy sticking his hand up through the basket to block a shot. Goaltending all the way.

It didn’t affect the outcome of the game??? Between the missed goaltending and the two free throws, it was a four point swing in a close game.

Sounds like the president.

I think it’s Earl Gaga.

Yeah, between the six Super Bowl titles and the three Stanley Cups, they’re really suffering.

Obviously photoshopped, since Greenberg would never eat a Subway sandwich without a knife and fork.

I’m old enough to remember when the NIT was the prestige tournament. Teams would turn down an invitation to the NCAA tourney to play in the NIT.

Root beer is caffeine-free.

Uh, running backs have like a four year shelf life. QB’s go until their late thirty’s or longer.

She wasn’t the only one in a Flyers sweater that got screwed last night.

Period.

Where’s Ken Starr when you need him.......oh, wait, never mind.

Baptists don’t have sex standing up, because people might think they are dancing.

For Republicans, cheating on your wife is fine provided you then marry the woman you cheated with. Rinse and repeat as many times as you want.

I’ve flown cross-country ten or twelve times and i’m still waiting to see the Mississippi River.

That seems to be Trump’s modus operandi.

Little hands and bad hair.

That worked so well for Native Americans.