Getting your Toughskins bell bottoms caught in the clutch was a risk we were willing to take.

What about the space that minimizes chances of door dings?

first, what gear do you shoot with?

Aw, fuck. This guy was one of the greats. Phil and Paul are the greatest tandem in sports broadcast. Across all sports. Period.

Six foot four and full of gristle 

I gave up Twitter about six months ago and it was the most liberating thing I’ve done in years.  Fuck that garbage heap.  It messed with your mind to a degree I feel like we’re just starting to comprehend as a society.  

I think Melania just overdid it with the fillers. Plus, picking a double that actually looks like Melania wouldn’t be BoneSpur’s style. He’d pick a completely different looking (and much younger) woman and then declare that this was what Melania has always looked like and only someone who hates America and loves MS-13…

Adding "your mom" to those is funny.

Let he who has never done this cast the first stone

Drake’s week is going poorly enough without you piling on.

This is what happens when you give everyone free health care.

No!! Although I like yogurt that is on the sweeter side. Noosa is so darned good. Pricey, but good. And the containers make excellent parts holders.

Good lord. First he has to abstain and then you want him to drive that?