Hey hey hey, we can just rebrand it “legitimized pirate cosplay”.

It looks like they got him to sign it though.

He also had 12 other BMWs stored in the parking lot of the company he worked for.

You want a andwich that’s both delicious and funtional, try a peanut butter and butter sandwich. one side bread butter, the other pb. It makes any pb sandwich taste incredible ( especially natural pb ) and it prevents the pb from sticking to the roof of your mouth.

Goofus is in the first pic; Gallant is in the second.

Just wait until United Airlines tries parking one of its planes in front of its house and the neighbors start complaining...

And also the tongue taste map is made up pseudoscience. So...

.... the Aristocrats!

Also, moscow mules are the worst mule drinks anyway. If you want to mix booze with ginger beer, why not use something with some flavour.

An average 20-pound watermelon will give you about 66 3/4-inch thick wedges, which feeds about 33 people if they each have two wedges each.

What a kerfuffle! Christopher Reeve probably has someone helping him turn over in his grave...

The Chicago Tribune is doing fine with that strategy.