Johnson County, Kansas plates...knowing how people drive around here makes me want it a bit less....

Our five or ten year reunion announcement started out...”You have three months to lease that new Volvo....” At least someone had a sense of humor.

Oooh...asking question talkers, I think that is my current significant other who asks questions all the freaking time-”Why was the dog barking?” “Is it humid outside?” “Is the cat inside or out?” “what is the gestation period of a narwhal?” I could go on and on...I bought a google Home and an Alexa just so I wouldn’t…

Try not to buy stuff that come in plastic, obviously...Body wash for example instead of soap. Soap comes in a small sleeve of paper that can be recycled. Body wash comes in a plastic bottle so not only are you paying for the plastic, but the water it is mixed with, and paying for the cost of delivery of the larger,…

I thought dentists bought stupid expensive guitars....

fritos

Maybe in a few months the winner can wrestle get eaten by a bear.

I put in some dates for a long weekend in October...it told me to fly to Chicago out of KCI...for 1400 dollars...I checked expedia—850 including a nice hotel...I can do Montreal with an airbnb for less than 1400 for the same weekend. Nothing against Chicago, but I’ve never been to Montreal!

Maybe some Honeycombs for croutons?

second born son here...on the outside straight laced...but could have been in huge trouble if my parents hadn’t bailed me out in college. Probably could have gone to jail if circumstances had played out differently. Graduated college and went on my way to being the “good son”, though I know my sister got all of the…

I’ve done that drive so many times it doesn’t even qualify for a long drive anymore...leave early, in the mountains in the afternoon!

My feelings exactly...family vacation for a week—including the 19 year old step daughter....I’m not sure she saw anything but herself in her phone, not joking-she probably took 50-100 pictures of herself per day.

Tell me “Truck Bed Liner” will not be a paint option...I saw one the other day—of course with a snorkel—I don’t see the point, wouldn’t that stuff be super hard to clean? Of course it didn’t have a speck of mud on it and was parked at Walmart...

Glamour Shots prop?

Ajuga...I’m letting it slowly take over.

I’m not sure the exclusion of Danny McBride was intentional or accidental.......I can see both sides.

My first bike was a new Ducati Monster 600...stupid choice I know...Only time I dropped it was one of the few times I was riding with a group of people, just tipped over in the parking lot. Thankfully I had sliders on it.

Pay for lessons...private lessons at a public course aren’t too expensive. I hadn’t played in ten years and decided to start back up. Lessons from a pro were totally worth it-she didn’t completely change my swing, but really helped straighten things out. Stay away from Top Golf...okay maybe not, but it leads to…

We have the International House of Prayer in the area...I can’t get by the IHOP thing without thinking of the true IHOP...mmmm pancakes...