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I took the GRE and I didn't totally blow it! I won't have my full score for another two weeks, but I did it!

I had a second interview on Thursday that I think went really well, but I forgot to take my fitbit off, which seems like a breech of professionalism to me, but I could be over thinking it.

GO GET HIM OBAMA

Okay I’m just going to vent here:

I’m going to just repost what I said yesterday over on Gawker’s article. I’ve highlighted the part that any anti-vaxxer reading this should pay close attention to.

I don’t believe any of this because cats resent everything.

Dude just stop. Only a whiny little boy can’t face the cold hard truth of our gender- we have a large, long, and statistically verified history of violence against women we’re attracted to. Women don’t. It’s us. Our problem. Sitting here thinking the stupid things you do is cowardly. A grown adult acknowledges the…

She’s the only bacon that disappoints.

No matter how old he got, the moment he smiled, it’s like all the years melted away. Like this photo was taken a few days before his death. (By Iman, no less.) What a fantastic smile.

You know it’s bad when the only highlight in the dirt bag is Gwyneth Paltrow.

I adopted a cat today from the Humane Society!!!!!