“Twenty appointees...that’s nine and eleven!”

My mind goes directly to Eddie Murphy in drag in The Nutty Professor.

I would have guessed that Falco was the rapey one. You learn something new everyday.

so nascar?

I used to could not even. Then I took evening classes.

If you don’t want your tires curbed then don’t lend your car to your boyfriend.

How did they miss the name Grip-E?

Still think it was hiding in plain sight as the eternal flame that Hela used to create her zombie army, and was later used to bring Surtur back to life in Thor Ragnarok.

Since the American team is, well, good, she initially competed for her mother’s native Venezuela, before switching her allegiance and representing Hungary...

If you can’t handle a plane, going by The Ghan seems like a pretty great option, if you don’t die of boredom.

What does Tucker Carlson’s Xmas list have to do with this?

bow of flags?

Step 1: let the Chinese buy it

... ... ...they have HANDS! AGH! Up is down! Black is White!

One would think he’d know when to select a driver but I guess not.

*Waits patiently for D-Dark*

Man, the Intercontinental Championship Belt still gets no respect.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

“Why doth the peasantry fret so o’er this ‘Black Death’? ” ~Lord Pence, c. 1350 

No it exists. I like to watch it with a my special White Russian recipe (no ice, hold the vodka, and hold the kahlua).