Rey was the product of immaculate conception and Luke gave birth to her.

Can we just skip the bad acting and get to the good stuff? Where is her stepbrother/stepfather at to help her through this tough situation?!

To bad her story wasn’t selected

Jason and I have been talking about doing more posts like this, transcribing interesting segments from the show and putting them on the site. Not something we’ll always have time for, of course. But it seems like it’d be a cool way to highlight some of the things we talk about, since we cover a lot of ground each…

Yeah, she was a cat-lady for a bit in one of the Harry Potter’s, spell gone wrong.

Again?

I need a change of underwear

Emma Watson as a furry again?

I’ve an idea. What if Belle becomes the Beast this time? Huh? Huh?

So I guess what you’re saying is that her future was originally... nebulous?

Why would you write that when you could have written “Dick 4:69" instead? What a wasted opportunity.

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

Earnhardt Sr. was dead set against them....

I’m Suh sick of you guys only focusing on the few bad apples in football.

And I’m pretty sure most of the script “issues” are of the “doesn’t have enough giant spiders” variety.

Right, how could any child of the ‘90s forget, “A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido”?? Gimme a break with the “You have to be over 80 to know the word” nonsense. If you haven’t heard the word, you might be somewhat uninformed.

Yeah, it’s not like it was used a ton in one of the biggest songs of the 90's.

Well it’s not Phil Hartman

Smash Bros community on girls getting molested in hotel rooms: It’s bad I guess, but there’s no reason we should be talking about it.

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.