They pillaged it, but left the rape part to Big Ben.

Sadly, he thought the answer to “___ and Mindy” was Mark.

Maybe he was angry because people wouldn’t stop, collaborate, and listen.

This sucks but at least John Cena will grant a wish for him. 

It needs at least 5 rpgs and this

What even is the #di9 one supposed to be? All I’m seeing is a fleshlight on a pedestal.

in obd2 cars when certain values are outside values the check engine light comes on, or there is a pending code for it; yes, if the light is not on, or there are no pending codes then the emissions are within parameters.

So fucking worth it. +1

Octopii are one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet and are actually required to be put under anesthesia if a procedure is needed to be done on them, because they are believed to have an understanding of what is happening to them.  If kept in captivity, they need to be in specialized tanks because they…

So he totally raped that woman at FSU, huh? 

Old games can still have a tournament life; there’s nothing wrong with that. And Melee is still very entertaining to watch.

Dear Mother,

Proof that not everyone can make an Outback omelette... the ingredients are there... but.

Just be honest, you are checking to see if we are awake. Yeah, you made this shit up, there’s no such thing as Freerus X. I’m as much of a car guy as you are, if it existed, I’d know. Right? Oh no, don’t tell me, is that empty space on a street, is that...holy shit!!

True. I encountered a navy blue one in NYC’s East Village a few years ago, and I think it was the first time the model had ever registered with me, which if you think about it is pretty weird for a car from a manufacturer as ubiquitous as Ford. It was a Gillette Mach 3-grille model (so at least somewhat recent) and I…

The (new) Indian version of the Freestyle looks way better than this one ever did.

Lift that thing 2 more inches and change the name and it’s selling like crazy in 2018

On this subject-

Food poisoning from melons is very common for a reason you may never think about: Because of the large size of melons, people frequently do not wash them before cutting them.

Melons can be grown in manure, get bird droppings on them, and get rotting juices from broken fruit all over them. If the…

SVT Contour. I have always loved these things.

I’ve got to say I’ve never owned one, but my guily-pleasure car is definitely the almighty Neon SRT-4. The want was soo bad in Highschool/college and still goes strong 10 years later.