My mind goes directly to Eddie Murphy in drag in The Nutty Professor.

so nascar?

I used to could not even. Then I took evening classes.

If you don’t want your tires curbed then don’t lend your car to your boyfriend.

How did they miss the name Grip-E?

Since the American team is, well, good, she initially competed for her mother’s native Venezuela, before switching her allegiance and representing Hungary...

If you can’t handle a plane, going by The Ghan seems like a pretty great option, if you don’t die of boredom.

What does Tucker Carlson’s Xmas list have to do with this?

bow of flags?

Step 1: let the Chinese buy it

... ... ...they have HANDS! AGH! Up is down! Black is White!

One would think he’d know when to select a driver but I guess not.

*Waits patiently for D-Dark*

Man, the Intercontinental Championship Belt still gets no respect.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

“Why doth the peasantry fret so o’er this ‘Black Death’? ” ~Lord Pence, c. 1350 

To bad her story wasn’t selected

Jason and I have been talking about doing more posts like this, transcribing interesting segments from the show and putting them on the site. Not something we’ll always have time for, of course. But it seems like it’d be a cool way to highlight some of the things we talk about, since we cover a lot of ground each…

Why would you write that when you could have written “Dick 4:69" instead? What a wasted opportunity.

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.