The layup itself looks like a weird motion that can only be captured by playing a video in reverse.

Well, you can’t promise him a stadium and then take it back later. Don’t want to be an Indian giver.

Am I crazy, or is needing a 2 point basket with 12 seconds left to tie a basketball game not exactly “needing a miracle”???

That’s it. I’m removing all my investments from the firm of Bryant and Stratton immediately.

You’re not supposed to drink the tap water in Mexico, Horace.

Phoenix Woman is the new Florida Man. #phoenixwoman

If there weren’t two people there to call him out on any of this, the average viewer would have never noticed.

“This is the game where Ryan Leaf finally delivers on the potential that the Chargers drafted him for!”

If that was a woman, this guy would be facing at least a 2-game suspension.

Sounds like a real Carr-wreck.

Cue is for pool, you’re looking for kyoo.

The country has been so divided ever since Mike and Mike parted ways, maybe this will start the healing.

For me, this is as oddly satisfying as it gets.

UPDATE: FORMER TEAMMATE IDENTIFIED AS LAZY, UNEMPLOYED MINORITY

They’ve suspended him indefnitely AND barred him from campus. His name no longer shows up on the basketball roster on the website. I knew we could count on an esteemed institution like Mitchburg State to do the right thing.

It simply looks like his alarm didn’t go off in time to wake him from his offseason hibernation, but he woke up just in time to get there for pictures. No big deal.

Character counts [against you.]

How do we know that kid wasn’t a total dick too?