Watch the Throne: Ns in Paris, Otis, Gotta Have It

I found this excerpt from the original piece before it went to the editor:

Fun fact 2: he contributed far more to society in the gif than he does in the current role.

It’s funny to me that people pay attention to Bill Simmons still now that there are a million (estimate) other people who do what he does better than he ever did.

Yeah, sucks when other people are excited about something. Totally annoying.

Yeah, totally sucks when other people care about the team you like.

I’d start with the 12th man. Can we blow that guy up first?

Mary Bailey may be the greatest movie character of all time. I love that woman.

“Wow, that’s really impressive that you beat us. We didn’t prepare very much because we thought this would be an easy win.”

I mean, to me, nothing is more rewarding after a close victory than the opposing coach telling you that even being close was a major accomplishment. That’s what sport is all about.

LOL...they call it the fire brigade!

The world needs a Bill Walton-Greg Oden kickboxing showdown. Don’t blink, or you’ll miss each fighter simultaneously snapping all major knee ligaments.

His game has changed, but his efficiency rating remains pretty constant.

Probably the one that was the subject of an FBI investigation.

Yeah, just noticed the link. Nice catch.

What body-altering chemicals did Willie Mays take in an attempt to cheat the game?

The old scouting report on Manute Bol was always simple:
Strengths: height
Weaknesses: creativity

I guarantee you if he even so much as looks away from the flag during a national anthem, he will never play in this league again.

Bob Taft (Senior)...don’t get it twisted.

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