Only because he already probably has CTE.

The barber can’t change that face.

Do any dolphins really make sense?

He does have a million dollar haircut.

You have a feeling karma will find a way to get this guy somehow...

I heard that he injured his shoulder at the hair salon.

Great, another generation of kids making trick shot videos begins. Just what we need.

If I’m not mistaken, injuries are a key part of “The Process.”

I’d like to see a thread of best attempted dunks ever.

At what point do you start exploring the trade market for Fultz? #nevertoosoon

That’s how I want to go out, compassionately killing someone then myself.

That’s catchy, also the runner up to “Make America Great Again” for Donald Trump’s campaign slogan.

Yeah, there’s got to be a better way to describe him. Maybe something like this...

Position players pitching in baseball > position players kicking in football.

As a man, it’s like I’m not worried about getting raped if I went to jail...I would just not act like a total slut.

Wow, you can almost literally see the CTE happening.

To be fair, both moves seem like they were more enabled primarily by Mack’s speed and the large white man’s failure to react as quickly.

Tough Luck that Luck not so Tough?