Cocaine is not physiologically addictive. Maybe heroin.

He treated the Bucs D like misbehaving children.

As far as debuts go, you can’t beat that one with a stick, or even a small branch.

Maybe the Giants just play better at altitude.

Double Standards: The Cowboy Way

I am guessing he gets enough nudes from Draymond already.

Seriously? The tests for Life Span Human Development are just looking at pictures and saying if it’s a baby or an adult.

The good news is that a lot of them can afford to hire a full-time employee to do just such a thing.

You didn’t have to be an NCAA Investigation major from UNC to see this result coming.

As a local Chicago die-hard anti-Cub fan, Max Scherzer did not do his job. Fuck that. Don’t sugarcoat this.

They’re both incredibly entertaining and likely involve significant amounts of traumatic brain injury.

This is insane...now try to imagine the absolute unbridled insanity and chaos that would ensue in rural America if Trump ever forced his base to choose between him and NASCAR.

I mean, in some ways, this is a positive development, as I didn’t think Roger Goodell was human enough that anyone would find him worthy of passionately defending...although AI has gotten pretty advanced these days, I guess.

...and underpaid. Also, he’s creating a booming industry of degenerative brain disease research.

See. I never knew until they got this fabulous sponsorship! It’s already paying dividends!

I’d like to think that every spending decision by every public entity in Vegas is funded through some kind of gambling scheme involving taxpayer dollars.

This is great. I’m always searching for things to do in Vegas. Minor league baseball will bring a little energy to the city.

Didi’s Yankees career should end up better than CC’s. Maybe EE will be even better.

Zack Hample makes the Yankees look likeable.

I still think this season is an anomaly. His OPS was a full 200 points higher than his Minor League career. Pardon my French, but that shit is quite cray.