He didn’t seem as gregarious out there on the mound pitching to Gregorious.

Wilt slept with 10,000 women...you can’t do that living in Philly.

Since when do you need a reason to leave Philadelphia?

Do they really use that term? Stoolie? Please tell me that’s just a term you came up with. Please.

I believe they target dudes...you, being a male dude, wouldn’t understand.

I instinctively stop paying attention any time I read the word “friggin’” in a sentence.

I feel like this provision might not hold up in a court of law.

Yeah, I mean, I’m nitpicking. We’re good. Your point is well taken. Godspeed.

I mean, the administration might have been despicable and morally bankrupt, but not the actually institution of the State Department itself...eh, whatever, fuck ‘em.

These kids are so spoiled. Why can’t anyone do it the old fashioned way any more? Work your way through college, then get into coaching and illegally recruit kids in order to win championships and sign a lucrative coaching deal while taking money from shoe companies on the side. #MakeNCAAGreatAgain

The State Department is a despicable, morally bankrupt institution?

Miami of Florida?

This is pretty simple.
Teams - expand the netting
Parents - pay attention to the batter if you have a small child

Yes! The players currently in the league should never leave...no new players ever.

Do they get to keep the money?

This is essentially the same argument I use with my boss. There is no accurate way to judge the quality of my work because there are too many unknowns.

Remember Roger Craig? The baseball one.

That is really long, but I really hope they are anti-domestic violence, sexual assault and child abuse.

I have no intent to generalize EVERYONE in said demographic, simply to speak from my own personal experience and observation. Sorry bro! We cool?