...are we just not going to talk about the irony of “period!”

I know you make these expressly to piss us off, so, success... but some of these are just flat-out wrong man, come on. Lonzo Ball has shown a ton of promise with pretty much everything but the 3-ball (which... yeah); Oubre is not only not butt but is definitively a solid+ NBA player; Dennis Smith Jr. I feel like you…

Do we really need to ask “why?” Pretty sure their reason rhymes with “honey.” I mean if we want to task “how could they,” then fine, but...

Just one quick question, though... who gives a shit?

Saw a guy wearing the STOMP MY FLAG, I’LL STOMP YOUR ASS shirt in line for beer at, of all places, a Lauryn Hill concert in Chicago. (Everyone made it out of the irony fire alive.)

This is the crazier thing, the not wanting to eat straight cold cuts.

How does this constitute the players “carrying water” for the ownership? They just sound like they’re genuinely pissed and wish their teammate would be more forthright. No problem here with Bell’s holdout; that being said, it’s not hard to see why his teammates are frustrated. And don’t hit me with the “Bell’s holdout…

Totally redeemed yourself

...that was sort of my point.

Am I the only one who feels like tweet excavation is getting out of hand? What Newcomb said is wrong, insensitive, and hurtful at any age. But the notion of “canceling” someone for a tweet—especially one written and posted at 18 years old—seems like a bad path, to me. The idea behind canceling is counterproductive to…

...congratulations for policing the Brad Lidge narrative, I guess?

BUT DID TEAL SWAN MAKE PEOPLE KILL THEMSELVES OR NOT, JENNINGS?!

You know, I always wondered what John Daly’s mom was like...

And Lidge was instantly and permanently shook.

Alright, Kroenke is a total P.O.S., but I bet no one in this comments section—myself included—has ever been like, “nah,” when someone presents him/her with a way to save $8 million and all you lose is Faried’s hair and what, like, the 17th pick? And it gets you off the repeater? I meannnnn...

Literal perfection.

I’m a Caps fan, and we’re all overjoyed that Mike Green had absolutely nothing to do with it.

Alright I love Deadspin, but... the Simmons butthurt is getting a little pathetic, guys. Starting to feel like we’re in high school shitting on a guy because his girlfriend is hotter than ours.

Anyone else see the headline screen cap and think... “MY GOD, WHERE ARE HIS ARMS?”

Call me crazy, but... what’s so impressive about the GIF in the header? He catches a pass, takes two steps, and dunks over the help defender. So?