Even the earliest (i.e. slowest) 986 Boxster was good for 149 mph, weighed 2,800 pounds, and was evenly balanced with nearly perfect handling. I wouldn't call that an embarrassment.

The wagon version with the LT1 please.

Ah, Grizzly Bear. I remember when these guys were the darling of the indie music community. It was right before they were the pariah of the indie music community.

It's a small car.

This pleases Herman Cain.

deadmau5's music is technology-laden, fast, and complicated, but also very easy to enjoy. It's a perfect match to the GTR.

I agree, and I generally can't stand Dodges.

177 mph in a twin-turbocharged sedan, or the least-Lotus Lotus ever. http://i.imgur.com/wxsUm.jpg

Just needs a sweater and slacks and a certain dance to be perfect.
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Wow, that picture is really sweet! I shouldn't be looking at pictures like that at work...

Possibly the worst picture I've ever shared on any website, but it's an honest submission: the French cop car in Midnight Club II. Based on a mid-90s Citroen ZX, it drifts, outguns Supras, has incredibly deft mid-air maneuverability - all of which spit at physics while emitting the two-tone WHEEOO WHEEOO of European…

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It's named after an animal that is nominally half a cat and half a bear. "Oh what do you drive?" "I drive a fucking Bearcat."

No, you're just excited about the S2k, and that's no crime.

Someone already said this, but come on. It's the best answer.

*coupe

Knowing Mitsubishi, it would be an EVO except heavier, more complicated, and less practical. If you want a tourer, I think the Gallant VR-4 would be the better choice.

The Boxster is indeed a fantastic car. I have yet to hear a real criticism that isn't "haha what a girly car" or something related to hairdressers.

Just curious - how do you explain the turbo sounds in the video?

"hahahha!" - Miata owners

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Buy as many stock, rust-free 90s Hondas as possible
Enjoy them gently
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