Hey, a Jalopnik article about Porsches! Gee I sure love seeing beautiful Porsches racing and HOW NOT TO UNLOAD A $250k PORSCHE GT3 RACE CAR
...goodness gracious that's tragic. Better bleach my eyes with this other Porsche article, if I just scroll down a little WATCH THIS INSANE CRASH IN A VINTAGE PORSCHE
...okay wow,…

Not really a fair comparison. The Phaeton came with decades of engineering experience and, oh yeah, a W12. It might have been worth 75% of its asking price, while the Kia will likely be just a tarted-up $20k sedan (albeit one with RWD).

That must be the least enthusiastic Elise driver ever. "Oh, this thing absolutely hugs the corners... each day is one step closer to death."

I came to say the same thing.

Greetings, fellow Porsche lover. Magnificient car you have there, but I've heard the GT3 RS is awfully pure, raw, simple, fun, and true to its roots. I'd say it deserves the RS nameplate, not to mention the livery.

I pity the man who must pick only ten of these wonderful machines for tomorrow's AOTD. And here I go, making his job more difficult: The 914 2.0, a useful (30-40 mpg, two trunks), practical (Porsche ergonomics, VW packaging), and athletic (because Porsche) runabout.

For a Nazi-car rocket sled that has been modified under an expert's scrutiny, NP.