I’m betting all it’ll take is some meddling kids.

I’d give it a “Zoinks” but that’d probably kill Krillin.

On the one hand, I’m glad this is in Retro’s hands now.

...on the other, the wait is going to be a long one, it seems.

Ah well.  Not as if we’re without a ton of stuff coming out over the next couple of years.

A spokesman for Roger Goodell says the commissioner will indeed take action, and that he was not previously aware of the video.

Great. Last time someone on the Jets blew up a Patriots mascot we got 18 fucking years of Tom Brady....

“The guy in the Pat costume just got sent to the hospital by a Jets defensive back.”

A news site, owned by a fucking cell-phone service provider, laid off an entire department, despite that parent company receiving billions in tax breaks that were promised to trickle down to employees, and people still defend corporate capitalism.

Taco Bell will pay for it!

Browns Marketing Executives: “Well, that #dp promotion sure didn’t work. I wonder how our new Browns-branded debit card with unlimited withdrawals from automated teller machines is being received on social media. Hey Kyle, let’s put the feed back up but change the search to Brown ATM, ok?”

I can’t decide if “Sockers” is the stupidest fucking name imaginable for a soccer team, or the best one possible. I think I need to get high and meditate on this for a while...

“Same.”

...this is the third time Donovan has failed to retire from soccer.

What a time to be alive.

I don’t have a lot to add on this particular story.  I just wanted to thank you for the thorough and well-thought out reporting you’ve done on these issues over the past few years when so many other journalists try to half-ass it because complex coverage of an issue like this is too hard.  Your reporting is a major…

Alternatively, be happy that Jeter won’t be the first next year

I’m sure it is a matter of random ordering.  The world has come to a consensus that the Ruth rule has to go.  If it was Mariano that retired a decade ago and the Big Unit that was just now up, it would have been Randy Johnson to break the rule.

THE FIRST PERSON WHAT?!?!

Man, to be the first like that is just so crazy. But I know that feeling. A professor once told me that my 19-page research paper was the longest paper she’d ever seen that was written the night before the due date.

I’m a little disappointed his ringtone isn’t Enter Sandman.

Old Crusty Sportswriter Philosophy: Babe Ruth didn’t get in the HOF unanimously. Thus, we can’t let anyone in the HOF unanimously.