Yeah, Revival was in all likelihood going to get a title push right out of the gate, but one of them got injured almost right away and spent months on the shelf, followed by the other guy spending months on the shelf. They never recovered after that.

Kristaps and Luka. This is the dream I didn’t know I had 6 months ago.

Burgers are my preferred medium for edgy comedy

Padres offseason news isn’t a hot stove. It’s a friar.

to be honest, Bartolo looks pretty good in a Padres uni

That’s fucking disgusting. Think about how many times the Knicks have taken a big, fat dump on that court.

Dell Demps might be stuck in the denial phase—he is reportedly “not picking up the phone” to field incoming trade inquiries

Well c’mon, all those Browns do look alike.

Pretty sure the federal government can afford one more holiday if it thinks it can apparently afford $5.7 billion in a wall.

I know, this article is such a buzzkill, surprised she didn’t kill a puppy and kitten when she got home just to make it a REALLY BAD article.

When we were kids on our twice-annual drives down the coast for family trips, the South of the Border billboards were one of the few highlights of an otherwise joyless stretch of highway.

You are wrong, ma’am. OBJECTIVELY WRONG! These billboards are a wonderful cultural icon of I-95, and should be respected as much.

Classic self burn.

They also showed a tweet where LeBron wished Delonte West a “happy father’s day”

In Siberia, kerosene road burns you!

hence the Jamboroonian “Great Moment in Poop History” in the Funbag

I don’t hate that many teams. But I get tired of the ‘we’re the best ever’ crowd , especially when I lived my entire life to see 1 victorious season. The more times a team wins, generally the more insufferable that fan base becomes. That seems pretty universal. For the pats, and this is partially my fault... I married…

I’m a fan. We’re fucking awful, as a collective. The douchiest among us simultaneously demand that we have a right to a chip on our shoulder for perceived slights while also insisting that others merely hate us cause they ain’t us.

Your problem is that you only hated the Cubs after they won.

*Hamberdler (sorry)