I can see the confusion. Players from the same team usually don't swap jerseys.

If you think about it, I’m the real racist. 

It definitely seems as though if there’s one thing that all white Americans can agree on it’s that Martin Luther King said some vaguely inspirational things that weren’t critical of anyone.

...was long on criticism, firm in his belief 

I.... really enjoyed The Cloverfield Paradox (!!!).

That’s cool, I guess…

I feel like so many of these problems could be solved if people just worked in a restaurant once in their lives. Do a stint. It’ll do you good. 

I think you’re right that seating arrangements are the most misunderstood bit of restaurants. Whether it’s not seating incomplete parties, not giving people larger tables, not pushing tables together, or making people wait when there are seemingly empty tables. Or even just what the host does, and what they’re there…

“The best course of action is for everyone involved to be honest. You should be clear about how long you think it’ll take the rest of your party to arrive. You should be honest if they’re not coming.”

in other words, this is the royal wii?

Wait wait wait wait wait. Did it get completely buried in this story that the opposing team stayed in the locker room for the national anthem? That makes this a completely different story, and it makes the journalistic context used here seem ridiculous. Look...like him or find him to be a gigantic orange buffoon, the…

God damn. Remember a few years ago when HamNo wrote that eloquent piece about Broner being one of the best boxers alive? Now he's cosplaying a 1984 WWF heel and fighting the shadows of Manny's tattered legacy. A lot of things about boxing make me sad, but this is Carrie Fisher-in-Episode IX level tragedy.

 (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐☆-☆ / (⌐☆_☆)

All NFL employees have been instructed by their attorneys to answer this question “no.”

yeah bitch, star and move on

One can say that Richie (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■), went private....

If Turkey really wanted to lock Kanter up, a simple pump fake would probably do the trick. 

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

I feel for your pain. And I’m going to try to say this in the nicest way possible, but ... he wasn’t the entire country’s father.