Stick to politics! If I wanted detailed defensive analysis I’d go to Foxtrot Alpha.

“Missing the NHL All-Star game to take care of a sick pit bull.”

No snark. That is a bad-ass sentence. Respect.

Another wall that really could have used a father growing up...

No. 1 cracker is anyone who puts Wheat Thins at No. 1

And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the…

I’m a good boy. Please stop asking if Donald Trump is a good boy. I don’t know who else is a good boy. Just throw the damn ball.

I understand where he’s coming from. Everyone has that old friend, who has since become a disgrace and embarrassment. I admire his loyalty for publicly sticking with him.

A Marvel any DC is powerless to stop.

I was thinking the same thing. Now that the protest is over, we can get back to competing over our places in the self-righteous privilege-checking hierarchy again. Let the over-reading of statements begin!

WE FUCKING DID IT AMERICA. SUCK MY DICK, TOM BRADY. NONE FOR YOU ROETHLISBERGER (AND I CAN FIGHT BACK SO DON’T TRY ME)

Don’t wake up, you’ll be in Atlanta.

On the bright side, this gives Rodgers more time to spend with his family

I’m a Falcons fan and HOLY HELL WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. I’M IN THE MOST GLORIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL DREAM OF MY LIFE AND I CAN’T WAKE UP. AND I DON’T THINK I WANT TO.

I’ll start the flu takes-

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Just your daily reminder to say “Fuck the Patriots”.

It’s okay, I am sure Belichick had someone tape it for him.

I’ve never worked in fast food, but I’ve always wanted to like Hardee’s food more than I actually like Hardee’s food.

Dealing with grief is a 12-step process. Fortunately, Westbrook took 5 whole steps tonight.

Oh, spare us the bullshit.