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Coach: “Who owns Nickelodeon? I don’t know.”

I can’t blame Nelson for wanting to stay on one side. You saw what happened to the last Viking who was fond of the switch.

I assume Theismann was just in a rush to publish a tweet comparing their respective fates, but I don’t want to make any snap judgments.

If they’re offering parking lot security upgrades, perhaps the Dodgers should hear them out.

I think it’s great that Tesla has a sense of humor. The Big Three certainly don’t. Things like make me like Musk and Tesla much more. Life should be fun; it’s nice that some fun energy is put into these newer products. I hope Tesla keeps doing stuff like this.

Hollywood is especially tough on our Asian American actors and actresses. It’s really unfair.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Its because we’re dumb.

I’d call Jerry two-faced, but let’s be honest, he must be on this seventh or eighth face by now.

“Very tragic. He’s good people. The Rock, on the other hand. No respect for authority. Says ‘it doesn’t matter.’ Sad!”

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

Met (?) Drew Magary once. Thought it was some raccoons going through my trash can and turned out to be him!

“I dunno, sure felt like one.”

The left has shown itself to be as equally deplorable as the right.

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.