Oh I read that Zach Lowe piece too.

I wouldn’t be so sure. If we’re talking about the recent Revis coverage, really anyone could be behind it.

Ya gotta nuke something.

You can pair weed with pretty much any activity and have it come out swimmingly.

We call them hoagies in Philadelphia. Not heroes.

Don’t. You just grabbed an opportunity

Some of us like to travel with enough goldschalger for the morning, thank you.

Has anyone made a “golden opportunity” joke yet? If not, here it is:

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Maybe if we give North Korea money, they will have free elections

The internet they taught us to use at school (Netscape) was like a poor attempt to keep us from ever discovering the real internet (AOL). I’m sure when I was 13 I was targeted by many a Dateline dude in those AOL chatrooms, and their real A/S/L wasn’t 14/F/CA, but 42/M/Creeperville. Yet we are the generation who…

I wrote a longer comment but someone called my house and I lost connection

This story makes no sense for so many different reasons, but for the record, I’m totally cool with peeing nearly anywhere. I personally pee in my bathroom’s second sink. Every time. Wake up in the middle of the night with a boner: pee in the sink. Easier to aim, obviously. Wake up in the middle of the night without a…

He will miss you too. Just make the sign, and he’ll be there, in your heart.

Oh so Jordan is running for President in 8 years now that Obama roasted him?

Someone’s upset no one congratulated them on their new job...

Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.