Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

He’ll be a Jet next season?

Old White Man Wants Things To Be The Way They Used To Be

I stole my parents’ cable company info and just access everything I want through their online account.

Well she is the 1%, so...

Drew just opened himself up to a slew of hate concerning his physical appearance from Trump and his supporters.

Yup. These are my viewer.

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

You did it wrong.

I see those plumbers and I just think:

aka “first”

Maybe they should have won a World Series sooner.

You know who didn’t fucking do this? White Sox fans, after 88 years. We had some dead family members too but didn’t caterwaul about it endlessly.

Last night was such a bittersweet for my family. This is what I posted last night.

Yeah, but I’ve heard the University of Kentucky isn’t all that fun to play at.

Pretty sure that violates NCAA rules on improper gift giving.